Or maybe everyone left once they found out that you'd be showing up...
Hey, I'm Corban-Lee Jones, and this is... will be my web portfolio. I'm currently working on it, and unfortunately it's not quite ready yet, but please do check back soon and I'll hopefully have something great to share!
...In the meantime, perhaps you'd like to sign-up to a mailing list, in which you'll be notified as soon as the website is ready!